a gay little boy dressed in a blue suit who looks lie a prostitute. He fucked up when he killed thanos RIP Thanos
by YeetMaster696969696969 September 18, 2019
Get the Captain Americamug. number 2 of The Eminem Show cd it means the tragity that happened at colombine highschool could happen anywhere and could happen by anyone this also means that the U.S.A should be all white as in "White America" and that there should only be white people that live here
by JayKay February 25, 2005
Get the White Americamug. A competition that is televised between girls from every state. It is only watched for the swimsuit competion and on fear factor. They dont have talent and we dont care about what they would do to make the world better they ditsy girls with a nice cooch and the black and rican got that caboose.
DAMMIT i dont care if you can spin plates on a stick i wanna see you in a bikini!! MISS NEW YORK all the way!
by prince ingus April 11, 2005
Get the miss americamug. The armpit of America is Michigan.
by The master of all things July 4, 2014
Get the the armpit of americamug. america is to the World what terell owens is to Football, what sean avery is to Hockey, what kayne west is to Music Industry, that's right, the Planet would be a much better place without all of the aforementioned, particularly, without the usa.
America's History can be summed up in the same manner Stephan Colbert summed up Sarah Palin..."Fucking Retarded".
by pseudonamous February 11, 2010
Get the America's Historymug. Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.
by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018
Get the Captain Americamug. A type of condom that provides maximum freedom and convenience, consisting only of the skin from a man's own penis.
All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.
Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.
David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.
David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
by OhGreatItsDavid July 13, 2015
Get the America condommug.