Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.

"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"

by The ZmAc March 7, 2009

Alcohol Instrokification

Drinking alcohol until you stroke.

Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!

by Joshua Berls August 17, 2009

alcobottles

alcohol bottles

Check out our nice collection of alcobottles.

Shit, I still have empty alcobottles in my car from last weekend!

by cheer08chic September 24, 2009

alcohol accident

see 'shoucher'

i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!

by tpig September 30, 2010

Alco

A term used to discribe something in style or cool. Can be used in any way possible, to discribe someone or something, to indicate how fun something was or just because it sounds cool.

"damn man that sounds Alco". "dude did you see that boardslide? That shit was Alco".

by Chroniczz September 30, 2010

Alcoblock

That exasperating moment that occurs when you're waiting at a bar, just about to be served, but another patron swoops in front of you at the last minute and orders first.

Bob: Yeah I'll have-
Patron: Double vodka and coke.
Barman: Coming right up.
John: Dude, you totally got Alcoblocked.

by teengrlsquad November 5, 2010

alcoholienatedness

to have had a high level of drunkness from alcohol

i did not realize the level of my alcoholienatedness untill i stood up

by Pomegranate man December 3, 2010