When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017
The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
by deltabeta April 04, 2021
1. A Japanese Famicom game that would later become Super Mario Bros. 2
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
1. Doki Doki Panic was America's way of flipping off Japan for The Lost Levels.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2021
When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.
by Strawberrrries February 07, 2023
When a Bisexual individual sees several people of different genders and finds both attractive.
Or;
Finding someone attractive that’s non-binary or, whose gender is unknown and not assumable, making one confused about how one’s attraction should be towards said person.
Or;
Finding someone attractive that’s non-binary or, whose gender is unknown and not assumable, making one confused about how one’s attraction should be towards said person.
Bisexual: ”Smash right?
Friend: ”Is that a guy or a girl?”
Bisexual: ”No idea, but they’re giving me some bisexual panic”
Friend: ”Is that a guy or a girl?”
Bisexual: ”No idea, but they’re giving me some bisexual panic”
by Bismuth83 February 20, 2025
Bobby: You know what that memory-loss thing?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?
by Nomemesky October 27, 2023
An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.
by blackbird23 May 06, 2022