Turtle Lee is sucks
by Cool guy go to be man November 21, 2022
I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!
by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022
by Aadoog January 31, 2023
"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"
by mcknazzy December 29, 2011
The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle
by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009
"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
by SouLLesS April 26, 2015
by Eat420 October 16, 2019