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local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.
Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.
by xXMorgasmicXx September 19, 2020
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water lag

Disturbances in the
freedom to feel like ur
moving normally in water, specially when you’re trying to fight someone or walk fast in a pool.
“Damn, last pool party he tried to hit me in the pool but thanks to the water lag he barely had energy to do so, that’s how I knocked his dumb ass out.”
by M. Denny April 21, 2022
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Lag Seeing

The fictional 13 or 12 year old character from an anime called Tagami Batchi Letter Bee, i great anime I suggest it!

The anime doesn’t get much attention, I breaks my heart. He’s an albino 12 or 13 year old boy with a spirit amber in one of his eyes! Oh, such an exiting story, you guys will enjoy it!
Lag Seeing is my favorite character from Tagami Batchi Letter Bee!
by @youtube > shitpost energy | December 21, 2020
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Lag

Lag is when a pro player on a certain game, such as Call Of Duty, experiences some very bad gameplay. It has absolutely nothing to do with the game but how bad the individual is playing.
"Oh for fuck sake! He's killed me like 14 times now. The fucking lag is real here."
by Uncle Pohler May 19, 2016
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Chat Lag

When someone is chatting, and a a server of the chat provider is weak or your's/their internet speed is weaker. Someone says something, often a question, and is answered before the whole questions said. often associated with strong awkwardness
12:10 am Swaggr: Hey babe

12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:
by fukdurbichs November 27, 2014
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lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.
"My bibites evolved to roam around in lags, and my FPS will never recover."
by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023
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Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.
Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."
by Terpsichore February 18, 2010
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