joey gladstone

the act of being a shitty comedian, or bombing while performing comedy

he was so joey gladstone at the party yesterday that I felt embarrased.

by Tony91919 December 11, 2007

snowy joey

a male so white skinned that he has been mistaken for an albino. He's almost transparent.

"is that you snowy joey, i can't tell when you stand in front of a cloud."

by Scooter mcscootinimer December 22, 2005

Dirty Joey

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.

by Joe Smith September 1, 2004

Joey's Butt

Big, voluptuous and round. Very intimidating. You will have the urge to grab it when you see it.

Damn did you see Joey's Butt it's so hot

by Sisilova November 1, 2013

Joey carbone

The literal meaning of a fuckboy

Your such a Joey carbone

by Pierre johstone February 5, 2015

angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.

I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.

by Jacob studer April 6, 2015

Jerkin' Joey

The act of jerking off into the pouch of a kangaroo.

Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!

by BreakBeatDrums October 19, 2015