Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.
Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.
Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.
If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.
Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.
If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold”
Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”
“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”
“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
by ahip97 March 21, 2022
Get the Ricky Bakermug. The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon
“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”
by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020
Get the Shirley Bakermug. 
"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."
"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."
"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"
by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021
Get the 12 Beer Bakermug. by Nyasher the Masher May 20, 2022
Get the Josh Bakermug. by MarsmarsianE July 8, 2023
Get the Ohio Bakermug. Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.
by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023
Get the bakers virginmug.