Tank Lord

A short, wide, overweight girl with a funny misshaped looking body named Laura that you just have to make fun of every time you feel the earth shake when she's walking by.

Magnitude 9.0 earthquake/tsunami??? Tank Lord fell off her bed.
When the Earth shakes, there is a Tank Lord near by.
"DAMN!!! Laura Atencio is a Tank Lord"

by Foxxx Man May 12, 2012

Tank Controls

Controls in a video games that don't allow player character to turn and move at the same time. The term is a reference to old tanks, which had to stop and rotate in place in order to change directions. Examples of such games include Grim Fandango and Resident Evil.

-Original Resident Evil is unplayable for me. Fuck tank controls.

by karqz October 8, 2021

Tank up

To fill up your car with gas

I gotta stop at a Gas station to tank up

by Tank up November 24, 2010

tank mode

to go beast on L4D in a destructive manner.

Jack Smith: Man Left 4 Dead is pretty fun!

Tyrone LaTrice Johnson: Yeah, especially when you TANK MODE them hoes.

by MrV? September 20, 2009

neel-tank

A woman who has had her clitoris stretched to resemble a very small penis. After the operation the new man wanders aimlessly in a pillow case looking for a mate to bury his nose in. A common sign of a neel-tank is a giant goatsy or beef curtains.

"Dude I fucked a neel-tank last night and it was unreal!!"

"Did you see his face? did he take off the pillow case?!"

by V Mari May 28, 2008

bank tank

(n.) When a small person goes to collect something of value (such as withdrawing much money from the bank), they elect a large member of thier family or a friend to go collect it with them to deter theft or harrassment.

yo mama is a bank tank ahahahhahah

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Tank Mode

When in emotional pain you dont show any emotion until you are over the situation,

John: She just broke up with me dude...
Mike: Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
John: Yeah, I'm going into Tank Mode

by Willrodg January 30, 2010