Tennessee Long Stroke

In conversation, the term Tennessee Long Stroke means to fully insert ones penis in anothers anus with no lubrication all in one thrust. Coined by David E.
Hell yeah, I'd sell someone my anal virginity for 3.7 million dollars, I'd even let em Tennessee Long Stroke it.
by Davy WE June 03, 2010
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2-stroke engine

A combination of a gal who's an expert at giving killer hand-jobs and a guy who's so aroused dat he's just about ready to blow when da gal first takes his tautly-engorged schlong in her hands, and thus she gets him off with just a single up-down rub.
If a gal has perfect timing with her hand/wrist/arm when performing a 2-stroke engine with a virile dude, it's possible for her to achieve a "synchronized plug-firing" --- i.e., doing the down-stroke on the boy's cock at the same moment as each throbbing burst of release --- during said balls-draining session. Plus if the guy's sperm-glands are fully recharged from having waited a sufficient period of time after his last ejaculation, then this "piston-cycle" operation can be performed up to maybe a dozen times for each successive spurt until the eager stud finally "runs dry".
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
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Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut
Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!
by Jerkin July 28, 2016
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Stroking his goose

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"
by Red Sam Black May 18, 2018
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One stroke wonder

A big toothed crack head who can’t seem to keep himself out of harms way. Often has small nipples and a shit haircut
One stroke wonder blew a fat load after his pecker brushed against the table
by Archies pecker November 19, 2019
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one stroke wonder

dennis is one stroke wonder king
by daddylongdeek January 07, 2019
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stroke my nerd

The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.
That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.
by CAShooter April 01, 2011
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