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Rob

Rob is a total sex offender and sex machine. destroys pussy like a mad man
by UrbanPro123456 January 14, 2022
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Rob

Rob. What to say. He's a wonderful, kind hearted old soul who would give anyone anything just to make them happy. He's a hopeless romantic. Rob has experienced more things than any man could possibly hope for. He has made mistakes along the way and is now suffering for them. But he still wakes up every day with a smile on his face and a plan in his books. This man deserves love, compassion and understanding. If you have a Rob in your life, God has blessed you. Never lose him. He's the husband you've been dreaming of and praying for. He's worth it.
by Robere720 November 24, 2021
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Rob

Origin: German Meaning: shining with glory, fame-bright
Rob is a dark horse that beams with light. Rob is more than a TikTok virtuoso, he is helpful and extremely kind. Rob is a name often given to royalty or noblemen, which works because he is a king.
Rob is king
by Nadsinads December 13, 2022
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rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)
by SikentG October 10, 2020
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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Rob

A man who is the funniest bloke on the face of the earth, and also has a big cock.
My mate Rob is proper funny and has a massive cock.’
by BigBattyMan99 March 17, 2022
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Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.
My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.
by SuicideNote July 21, 2019
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