local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.

Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.

by xXMorgasmicXx September 19, 2020

Lagging

When your on the computer and you have "good" internet connection and it randomly starts going slow

OMFG DUDE, My computer is lagging again!

by vampirezeke June 9, 2018

lag bomb

when somebody or something, usually in a game, creates something that lags the game heavily

AH CRAP HE'S MAKING A LAG BOMB USING BLOCK STACKING KILL HIM

by dreamybullsbatukam January 29, 2023

water lag

Disturbances in the
freedom to feel like ur
moving normally in water, specially when you’re trying to fight someone or walk fast in a pool.

“Damn, last pool party he tried to hit me in the pool but thanks to the water lag he barely had energy to do so, that’s how I knocked his dumb ass out.”

by M. Denny April 21, 2022

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

Lag

Lag is a word that you can use when you feel confused or overwhelmed or when you hear or see something wired or awkward .

someone: omg jen cheated on her gf !
me: i feel *lag*
maya mlglga
shaden mlglg
mai mlglga

by afuckingbingbigcow December 4, 2021

Lag

An excuse by Filipino ML players when they get killed because of their dumb gameplay.

Pharsa: Pre ayusin mo naman ang laro mo, bobo ka.

Zilong: Sorry lag kasi ako, 150ms ping ko kaya namatay ako.

Pharsa: Palusot ka pa, tangina mo.

by AnMLPlayer January 26, 2021