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"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."
by jwax November 29, 2007
Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.
Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there
Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man
Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man
by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021
Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that Cancer Bag teacher, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.
by Angry Student550 January 19, 2007
Penis cancer is like STDs except your dick will fall off if you have more dick in your head than you do in your pants, your more likely to get STDs
by Omb April 05, 2018
The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.
by Boxcar Bob January 28, 2008
Super Cancer is a term used sometimes in the FNaF Fangame community to explain why a certain FNaF fangame keeps getting cancelled all the time.
by Patmat November 20, 2018