Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022

November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021

December 5th

National Ignore your boyfriend day!

On this day, you need to ignore your boyfriend. That means don’t stare at them and don’t communicate. (No texting/notes.) No hugging, kissing, (etc.)

If you’re a Single Pringle, ignore your crush or maybe a close friend.

Legend has it, if you last a whole 24 hours you will have good luck on Dec 9

My boyfriend came up to me, so I turned around and walked away because it was sadly December 5th.

by IeatPsata December 4, 2019

November 5th

If your name is Ava, then you need to break up with your boyfriend.

Ava: We need to breakup.
Boy: No! Please?
Ava: Sorry, it's November 5th and my name's Ava

by Bybybybyby November 5, 2020

March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022

january 5th

This day is known as aoife and leah friendship day. It celebrates the friendship of these two teenage girls from Ireland.

It’s january 5th.... happy friendship day leah and aoife.

by leah.t January 4, 2021