feb 24

kick the shortest boy in ur class day!!

so kick any boy or hit him! it dosent matter as Long as he is short!

boy : hey wtf! why did u just kick /hit me u monk !

girl/boy : sthu its because it national kick the shortest boy day! so your the monk

btw feb 24 is a birthday! aswell as could be an 'important day for many people!

by LOLAISURMOMYLOL February 23, 2023

April 24

national beat the shit out of r@pists / self defense day.

it takes only 7 pounds to rip an ear off.

fuck all those basement dwelling tiktok boys who thought it was "cool" to make a "r@pe day".

person 1: it's april 24th

person 2: time to go beat the shit out of rapists

by httpscherry April 29, 2023

24 December

The maximum day of anxiety for all of those who hate Christmas. Yeah man, it’s already tomorrow. Just, don’t think about it, I’m sure you can survive also this year.

You know what day is today?
24 December

Oooh fuuck

by Imheretorhelpyou December 23, 2021

April 24

National take a girl's hoodie day, unlike national give a girl your hoodie day, this is the opposite.

Hey its April 24
I wonder where Meshoney is!

by Cookeh September 29, 2022

December 24

Someone named Ashley has to pour their period blood in a cup for you.

Kyle: Spill it
Ashley: Please No!
December 24

by Kyleeisthehottestperson December 23, 2021

August 24

This is National Love Day 8/24 the two numbers on Kobe Bryant’s back aka the real goat r.i.p to a legend, shoot a ball yell “For Kobe”

August 24 National Kobe Day
“Aye shoot this”
“Ight..... For Kobe”

by King of the grind January 27, 2020

November 24

A national give someone named A,H,Z,G, and F 10 Dollar or they get to slap you in the face.

Yo it November 24 you got to give me 10 buck or I get to slap you.

by anonymous November 23, 2020