april 22

It's national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. its pretty self explanatory but just in case you don't get it on April 22 every time you use a public urinal you must drop your pants all the way down. A good Motto to go buy is "if your ass isn't out get the fuck out" (of the bathroom) No one cares if your cheeks are pastier than ranch dressing.

Damn Aidan's birthday must suck.

why dude?

Cause its April 22 national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day.

by fuckyourbirthdayaidan April 18, 2020

july 22

Cool ppl are born on this day

It’s July 22 you know what that means

by Facts for days May 29, 2021

December 22

December 22nd is the day were hoes are born

If you were born in December 22nd you are a hoe

Omg! You are born in December 22?

You are a hoe

by Queenclau November 2, 2019

May 22

The day you get to slap someone head and say, “I like ya cut g” the amount of times their age is.

It’s almost may 22, you know what that means!

by Smart Italian 302 October 16, 2020

October 22

october 22 is my birthday so you should wish me a happy birthday

hi
wtf
it’s october 22
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😘
jk it’s still may

by lepoopmaster May 17, 2021

August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019

October 22

Joe: ay init u birthday

Jake: ye fam

Joe: it your special treatyou get to get highlighted and touch their minge and ass as many times as you want remember it's your choice

On October 22 you get to touch slap grab ass and get a lap dance but if it's your bday then your in charge

by Jumbo dick6969 October 17, 2019