by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

Niggers' inherit defenses and justification for committed crimes if the victim or the criminal investigator (who will be deemed as an wicked racialist) has mentioned the word with head of alphabet "N". With this defense the nigger will be declared innocent and released as Simpson in the Simpson case.
Nigger A:"I've just raped a white woman."
Nigger B:"Wow! How did it happen?"
Nigger A:"Because she insulted me with the 'n word'"
Nigger B:"Good job bro, she deserves that!"
Nigger A:"Yeah, dare she say 'no' to me again!"
Nigger B:"Wow! How did it happen?"
Nigger A:"Because she insulted me with the 'n word'"
Nigger B:"Good job bro, she deserves that!"
Nigger A:"Yeah, dare she say 'no' to me again!"
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by Ken Nightingale September 23, 2005

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.
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