Marvel at the stunning and captivating "Fresh DE" - a creature of such exquisite grace and charm that he bears an uncanny resemblance to the inimitable Drake, complete with a coiffure of legendary Fboy proportions. But beware, for within his soul lies a wound of the gravest sort - the haunting PTSD brought on by the mere sight of a line of code, inflicted upon him by the unforgiving realm of programming. Such is the price of greatness, for his powers of observation are of such prodigious might that the very act of his "lightskin stare" is enough to render lesser beings speechless with admiration. Let it be known that to besmirch this paragon of magnificence is to invite a fury of such wrathful intensity that even the gods themselves would tremble in fear, for he is a being of pure elegance and a force of nature unto himself.
by A certain Ed March 01, 2023
this means you're cool
by palmerchik February 25, 2015
The term Fresh Gear is most commonly used by Australia’s delinquents or Eshays. The Eshay culture enjoys high quality street wear calling there fit Fresh Gear usually acquired after staunching a random cunt for his gear at your local skato or train station
Eshay 1: “Oi Damo just staunched this seedy fucker for his white tns at the skato aye”
Eshay 2: “That’s some mad fresh gear lad”
Eshay 2: “That’s some mad fresh gear lad”
by CumGuzzler2019 December 16, 2019
A girl named Jasmine, most commonly known for being cool and spending her Friday nights looking at memes. She also is kinda obsessed with Roblox, but we don’t talk about that.
Jazzy Fresh has so much swag!
by jasdefr October 07, 2017
by Madkeish June 28, 2015
by Buttholes in Space Sr June 20, 2022
A euphemism for gay shower sex at the gym with strangers.
It’s like extra benefits at the gym. Short for “Fresh benefits.“
It’s fresh. It’s new. It’s gay shower sex.
It’s like extra benefits at the gym. Short for “Fresh benefits.“
It’s fresh. It’s new. It’s gay shower sex.
That guy I’ve been cruising at the Planet Fitness finally joined me in the shower for some fresh benies.
by ChaCha Hambone May 15, 2021