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Argyle Monkey

This word is used to describe someone who is cringe, unfunny, and not very smart. However, the argyle monkey has a legendary backstory.

The Argyle Monkey is a truly dreadful and wretched creature, feared by those few who have heard of it. Its existence is both a curse and a mystery, as few have encountered it and lived to tell the tale. This creature, with its grotesque features and unsettling presence, lurks in the darkest corners of forgotten forests and abandoned ruins, where even the bravest dare not venture.

The Argyle Monkey’s most distinguishing feature is its fur, a bizarre, patchwork blend of argyle patterns—sharp diamonds of vibrant colors that seem almost too bright, as if to mock the eyes of anyone unlucky enough to behold them. The fur itself seems to shift in hue, constantly changing as if woven from the very threads of chaos itself. The effect is disorienting, leaving those who look at it too long dizzy and unsure of what they’re seeing. Some claim the creature’s fur is enchanted, acting like a hypnotic pattern that draws its prey closer until it's too late to escape.
by qrinni_hater69420 March 26, 2025
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Monkey

This is the most fashionable creature to walk the earth.

monkeh...
dude, that monkey is totally stylish!
by childofthe_k0rn January 11, 2024
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salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt
by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022
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Monkey

To act unevolved or to say things that are illogical or stupid. Not to be confused with racist definition of “monkey”.
that was stupid asf your such a monkey.
by imabbq May 21, 2021
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monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans
Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !
by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023
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Chorus Monkeys.

A word I invented for people in chorus programs that are awful and sing terrible songs. Everyone in there is like clones. Monkey see monkey do. Understand? they do whatever they see done.-Maya Betancourt
Did you hear those chorus kids ? they had no life and sounded dead and bored!

They're such "Chorus Monkeys."!
by MadchikXX December 11, 2011
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Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.
Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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