To be rear-ended by a 4 foot Indian man wearing a Taylor Swift mask, whilst also tripping balls. This Indian man will proceed to devour a cheesecake whilst masturbating onto your belly button. He will then drink his semen from your navel like a body shot. To fully experience this, combine this with a Dirty Willy for full pleasure.
Man, Pavil got involved in a Dirty Shaniqua the other night, I don’t even want to know what that is bro.
by DirtyShaniqua May 21, 2023
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Get the Dirty haaris mug.Dirty Derk is a playful nickname given to an exceptionally charismatic individual who possesses a keen enthusiasm for board games, a deep appreciation for the musical stylings of Gwar, and happens to exude an undeniable handsomeness. This term is often used affectionately to describe someone who effortlessly combines their love for strategic tabletop gaming, an affinity for headbanging to Gwar's intense performances, and an overall captivating physical presence. Dirty Derk serves as a reminder that being intellectually engaging, having diverse musical tastes, and possessing charm can coexist harmoniously, making for an incredibly dynamic and appealing individual.
by mmmmpaintchips June 23, 2023
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Dirty Derk is when the winner of a board game removes all clothing and slaps his dick across the faces of all the players he
defeated until erect. Once erect, the board game champion will proceed to masturbate until climax, aiming his ejaculate at the worst player of the game.
defeated until erect. Once erect, the board game champion will proceed to masturbate until climax, aiming his ejaculate at the worst player of the game.
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