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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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New Trier

A place where the popular kids and athletes are nothing but a bunch of pathetic drug addicts, alcoholics, brats, sluts, and criminals.
Guy 1: You hear about New Trier?

Guy 2: You mean Crime High?
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New Word

by alisoonTMS March 23, 2023
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New York Walk

Someone who walks really fast to get to where they need to be. Usually someone who is from or lived in New York walks this way since there are tourist everywhere and they are sloooow.
Friend 1: "What time should we start walking to get to school?"
Friend 2: "Well we have that New York walk so we can be there in 5"
by gigi_1016 September 7, 2016
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New World, Same Baby

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"
by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022
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