Penis

A very tasty treat.

I am eating my penis.

by SlyKing Polio June 27, 2018

penis

why are you searching this either your 10 years old or your a borderline pervert

The 63 year old man searched penis on urban dictionary

by Seembusterchung March 7, 2020

Penis licker

When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva

'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '

'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'

by Eylia-Jaclyn April 6, 2021

Penis

A South African snake of the Viperidae Family. Its skin pattern varies geographically, but it is most often a speckled brown. Its venom is deadly to humans with mortality rate of 52%.

Goodness gracious Marty! What have I told you about that Penis! If I see it out of its cage one more time you are going to have to get rid of it!

by BeanMaster3000 October 9, 2019

Peni

Multiple penises

I saw so many peni at that orgy!

by big big man man June 23, 2021

Penis

I fuck your Mom with it

I fucked your mom with my penis

by ur dad who left you for milk May 7, 2022

soupy penis

a really limp dick

my boyfriend got a soupy penis.

by AnusBeater420 March 27, 2021