amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

amazonian penis fish by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008

Privileged Penis Cracker 

A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.

"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."

Privileged Penis Cracker by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019

Your genus likes penis 

A severe "your mom gay" insult, to be used only in dire situations.

Dave : your species feces!

Chad: your genus likes penis!

Your genus likes penis by Ethan Blandbarry May 19, 2018

intra-vaginal penis 

a humorous term for clitoris because the clitoris is analogous to the penis.

Stimulate the intra-vaginal penis of the girl before penetrating your manhood into her.

intra-vaginal penis by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

shake penis

To hang out and flirt with a group of girls. See if any of them like what you've got to offer.

"All the booze is gone.. you wanna go try and find another party? or we could just stay here and shake penis."

shake penis by gusthegoat2302 October 29, 2009

Mouth penis 

a. The fleshy, movable, muscular organ, attached in most vertebrates to the floor of the mouth, that is the principal organ of taste, an aid in chewing and swallowing, and, in humans, an important organ of speech.

b. tongue

Please shit on my mouth penis

Mouth penis by Kronica April 1, 2010

Von Penis Breath 

Used To Describe One Who Enjoys Sucking cock.
Also VPB for short.

Dude1: Dude I just saw that chick walk out from behind that shed with a lot of white stuff on her face.
Dude2: dude shes such A Von Penis Breath

Von Penis Breath by Mj X. January 13, 2011