Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
by Sigggmaaamaleee January 21, 2022
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Lyin' like a sack of rugs

When someone is obviously lying in a lazy way.

The person is not trying their best to hide their lie.
Amy is lyin' like a sack of rugs.

Amy lied like a sack of rugs when she said the sky wasn't blue.
by quirckyteen November 06, 2023
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shook like dice

1. When someone is scared for their life or lack the ability to stick up for themselves when shit is about to pop off frfr.
‘When Scott pulled out the hammer with the switch, all his Opps were shook like dice’
by emmaytrubl December 13, 2024
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Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence
Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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liking binge

When someone is aimlessly scorlling Facebook in a good mood a decides to go about liking ever staus they read that either makes them chuckle, smile, think or is visually appealing. Liking binges can happen without one even realizing it before it becomes awkward.
“Bro I’m trying to fuck Amanda. She liked my Status!”

“Naw man she’s like mine, Jamal, John and Carlos bro. She’s just on a liking binge
by Unlimitedpower April 18, 2019
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