double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

M Double-B

An abbreviated name for a "Mind Blowing Batt"

-an awesomely massive batt-like joint.

Dude, that is one fuckin' M Double-B!

by HeadlyGrange March 23, 2011

flipping double birds

basically just putting up both middle fingers

Jim: Dude, Todd got fired for flipping double birds at his boss!

Dan: Yikes!

by XxCherryzzX February 15, 2024

double toeing

When a man sticks his toe up and women’s asshole and at the same time she puts her toe in his asshole...

Damn, me and Simon had a double toeing last night, he loved it so much he shat himself!!

by B&Hmasterfuckers May 9, 2018

Double Donking

An attempt to expire an already expired organism

"I'm already dead, hard Double Donking a corpse"

by ServantCrow February 4, 2023

Belgian Double-Dip

The belgian double dip is an action that occurs when you are having anal intercourse, and you switch to oral sex. Then, you return to anal sex.

Me and my girl did a belgian double-dip last night

by Teggle July 16, 2025

The Fatouros Double

Is an act of desparation when waiting for a large amount of money from a Procurement manager. This is normally a sly hand movement behind the back and should be inserted into the womans pain funnel. As the name suggests this sould include a double index entry with a movement mimicing a humming bird in mating season. The aim of the maneuver is to stimulate the female procurement manager to hand over the money

Drew was waitting for his deal to come through but the CEO wouldnt hand over the money.. The only option was to pull The Fatouros Double to get the job done.

by Josh Jungle August 27, 2011