Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 01, 2024

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 26, 2017

cat in the bath

It's a cat in a bathtub.

Whiskers is filthy. I'm going to put the cat in the bath.

by brookelynfd December 06, 2017

cat with glasses

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat with glasses in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

UwU cat baddie princess byotch

A 6 year old gacha kid

"Oh my God! She's such an UwU cat baddie princess byotch!"

by Gago ka byotch January 20, 2024

flat cat

A flat or small vagina. Usually used to describe a vaginal area.

“that girl has a flat cat.”

by bossfam April 03, 2019

fatt cat

Bomb ass pussy

This girl has a fatt cat.

by Thomas10122 January 10, 2015