Desperate Shit

Everyone,
It's a contagious disease

Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is

Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.

Look around, watch desperate shits "socialize"

by rickrokks March 4, 2011

lollipop shit

pertaining to any sort of house, electro or dubstep music... you know, shit all the hoes be suckin on lollipops to

WHOMP WHOMPPP WHOMMMMMMPPPPAPOMPAPOMPA

Guy: I can't feel my face man, this lollipop shits got me fuck

by juicyjay850 March 8, 2011

shit-chat

the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.

Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!

by Eyeball Ray August 6, 2011

Potluck Shit

The crazy shit you take after eating suspect food at a potluck event.

Dude, I took the worst potluck shit last night. I don't know if it was Brandon's Garlic Dip or Ashley's cheese salad that did me in... whatever it was that dump was chaos!

by SamEureka August 12, 2011

Shit-Hill

a term for someone under the age of 17 who is about to recieve an ass kicking for whatever pertinent reason that may be at hand

That kid just stepped out into the road and forced oncoming traffic into my lane. That little shit-hill is gonna get it!

by Scrambles!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! June 19, 2011

Shit-Sick

Diarrhea with a lumpy, viscous disposition which also has a similar consistensy to that of sick.

'Aw Dude, i gotta use your bog hole.'

'Alright mate, as long as you dont shit-sick'

by BeckyBooBums October 21, 2011

Shit Kick

A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.

The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.

Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”

Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”

by Milanoir February 5, 2020