Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021

poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024

Monkey

Idk. Some weird shit form Dragon Ball Z or somthing.

Frieza: Filthy Monkey

by Legendary.Mp5 April 21, 2021

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023

Maaws Monkey

A person in the game Arma 3 who sits outside the enemy base (usually in a bush) with an M3 Maaws waiting to blow up anything to leave.

Everyone watch out. There's a Maaws Monkey outside our base.

by yourdonefor October 3, 2022

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

monkey

someone who is cute and u have a big crush on

your such a monkey

by zentish June 12, 2022