Clear Spring High School

The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.

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by CSHS Poster May 23, 2020

Wainuiomata High School

Hell

Oh no, it’s Monday.
Guess I’ll have to go to Wainuiomata High School, where Satan rules.

by PikaChuChuu May 27, 2020

Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.

GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...

by Danvillian July 16, 2020

Cherokee Bluff High School

A school people sit on wait list to get into. The Bluff is the place to be for both educational and emotional growth.

Those Cherokee Bluff High School kids are so community oriented and and philanthropic.

by Sit down children July 31, 2020

Kootenai High School

This place blows giant horse cocks, if you dont wrestle for KOOTENAI your qualified as straight and have some brain knowledge. However your not completely smart because your still going to fucking KOOTENAI HIGH SCHOOL.

Her: "where do you go to school at?"
You: "Kootenai High School"
Her: "you must be braindead therefore I cant give you head"

by jujudavve August 13, 2020

High school

It's unfair to hell to call high school hell.

Parents: How was high school?
Kid: Wheres the bleach?

by Idk I just need a username August 20, 2020

Marian High School

The most lit school ever that was Framingham Massachusetts. A couple of words to describe Marian
-Lots of thots.
-You see new foreign exchange students every day.
-Fat teachers
-Girls that went there were low key thicc

"Dude you go to Marian High school that's fucking lit"

"Yeah bro I know I know"

by The stoned crackhead August 27, 2020