Brown Pumpkin 

When you stick your fingers up your ass and make someone smell it while fucking their dad

Abi gives Wrett a brown pumpkin

Brown Pumpkin by John Jamie December 20, 2022

brown girl syndrome 

A brown ( Indian / Pakistani / Bangladeshi) origin or decent girl on a dating site looking for marriage. The girl will start chatting and then make it known that she has marriage in her mind or will unmatch when the guy states her isn't on the site to look for a bride This is very typical of girls of South Asian descent.

The tinder match turned out to suffer from Brown Girl Syndrome

brown girl syndrome by TheBrownGuyAnon December 30, 2022

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

Brown Collar 

Brown Collar is synonymous with Blue Collar employment, and is like Black Collar in signifying a post-metaphorical and post-racial categorical class of labor that is equal, progressive, and thought-forward. Brown Collar work takes place mostly outdoors and includes manual labor.

Brown Collar jobs are much easier in the fall, when it's cool outside.

Brown Collar by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023

Brown bacon

Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux

Person 1: bro how much robux

Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit

Person 1: damn your a brown bacon

Brown bacon by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023

brown secudar 

A brown recluse type spider

Woah Jeni said, pointing at a brown secudar!

brown secudar by Brown secudar January 12, 2023

Bronsexual 

a term used by old heads who still believe Michael Jordan is better than LeBron and have no ability to debate this using actual logic. They use this as soon as someone uses logic to claim LeBron is better and they have nothing they can say to dispute this. These fans tend to be casuals who say "MJ is 6-0 in the Finals" or "MJ has more rings than LeBron". They fail to realize basketball is a team sport and rings don't define a players ability, if this were the case they would argue Bill Russell is the goat, but they don't.

Michael Jordan is the goat you stupid bronsexual

Bronsexual by presti pringles January 20, 2023