sock dick

a male who teases a girl by sending her a picture of his penis with a sock on it

"hey, look at that sock dick! he sent a picture of his dick to kourtney, WITH A SOCK ON IT!"

by wholoves?! June 29, 2009

dick house

An offensively irritating person.

Smally just won't shut up about Fleetwood Mac. What a dick house!

by cocerned_citizen August 2, 2006

Dick Bomb

(also: dickbomb)
A shot of Jameson whiskey chased with a shot of Jagermeister. Beer chaser optional.

Named after the argumentative and hostile attitude displayed by the drinker shortly after.

Distant cousin of the "jagerbomb"

"Dude I'm so fucked after pounding two dick bombs, thats like..... 6 shots."

by MotherFixer October 29, 2009

Gizzard-dick

Someone with a penis so oldly shaped that it resembles a turkey neck.

First, unbutton your pants and pull out your genatailia. Inspect. Then google the image of a turkey neck and compare. If it resembles the picture, thenyou my friend have a gizzard-dick.

by King Gizzard-dick June 28, 2009

Dick devil

yet another creative name for the vagina.

baby, you need to shave your dick devil

by lolz at stuff August 22, 2011

dick biter

cops, pigs, the law,copper,the fuzz, or any one who ruins a good time.

that was fun as hell till that dick biter showed up.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

dick lash

When you see a seeming hot chick and then suddenly seeing something that totally turns you off.

Shane: Dude i saw Sally's thong hanging out then Moley Molly came out of nowhere and she totally gave me some dick lash!!

Dylan: Ohhh man that sucks!!!!

by Sman111 November 8, 2011