lines kid

owner of www.troublekidd.tk with trouble kidd. really funny and frum wut i know, one hot babe. also known as tiffany lines

"Go for guys with big bulges in their pants. Cuz its either their wallet or their willy, and either way u cant lose!" (Lines Kid)

by maneater December 29, 2004

Kid-V

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What's that lassy? Kid-V is stuck wood chipper again?

by Joe June 26, 2004

Shinola Kid

Someone who doesn't know the difference between shit and shinola

The Shinola Kid is asking dumb questions again.

by Hugh Jarse January 14, 2004

KID!

something said to mock "mik"
See lik mik.

KID! Quit it!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Roblox Kid

A Roblox Kid is a kid who is addicted to playing a block game and needs a life. They can't get bitches because they stay on their iPad all day trying to get korblox and stitch face.

Starter Kit
- Pal's Hair
- Fake Headless
- Rainbow Cape
- A army of tryhards
- Friends with every oder
- Bitches: 0
- Respect: 5/10
- Oder himself
- Sword
- Ban Hammer
- Bloxy Cola
- Chezzburger
- iPad

Oh James! Did you see that Roblox Kid yesterday!? He was cringy as fuck!

James: I know right!

by popwizard September 5, 2024

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024