Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context

He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl

by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022

Scut Monkey

A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!

Look at that Scut monkey! what a Scut monkey! Check out Scut Monkey Entertainments!

by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025

Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

Monkey

Dwip

Big Dwip is a monkey

by FatSillySlagNamedFred December 27, 2022

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025