Double-Barrel

While going down on her, you get hit with a fart and a queef at the same time.

Yo, Mark I was eating out Jane last night and she TOTALLY double-barreled me right in the face!

by Prominent Chub November 30, 2018

double-dipping

When you join more than one voice call/channel on any social media platform (i.e. Discord) at one time to talk to two groups of people simultaneously. This is usually done on Discord by joining voice channels with the same account on two different devices.

Usually performed by people suffering from FOMO (fear of missing out) to avoid missing conversations they perceive as important to progress themselves sufficiently on the social hierarchy.

"Hey! Are you double-dipping on me? I can hear you talking to that chick Marissa on the other call y'know!"

by HentaiGrill May 2, 2022

The Double dip

The act of a male masturbating until ejaculation and then using the semen as lube to jack off again immediately after.

"I was so horny after my church date with Andria I had to do the Double dip to myself too calm down"

by Rabidracoon December 5, 2022

Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.

The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.

"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"

by toeman30 January 20, 2021

Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 5, 2015

Double Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean

He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023