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secure the bag

A sentence used when talking about a deal involving an unknown, but probably high amount of money. Used most commonly in music when a specific artist is featured on somebody else's song, or in entertainment in regards to sponsorships and advertisements. "secure" becomes "secured" in the past tense
"I wish 21 Savage wasn't on that DJ Khaled song, but hey, he had to secure the bag."

"Dude, I got an e-mail asking me to do a Raid: Shadow Legends ad a few weeks ago."
- "Did you do it?"
- "Damn right! I secured the bag, y'know?"
by L_? March 10, 2020
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chipotle bag

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Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018
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Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.
Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch Harry potter . Dick
by Bagod September 26, 2022
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Bourbon Street Barf Bag

The B.S.B.B is a death sentence for your Manhood for most men. This test of brute strength and intestinal fortitude is not for the faint of heart. It is a concoction comprised of A green liquor called chartreuse, jagermwiester, bailey's Irish cream and apple cider vinegar. You need five shot glasses two filled with chartreuse and 3 with each of the other ingredients. This drink will knock your D in the dirt. This is a layered drink not layered in a glass but in your stomach! First drop the first shot of chartreuse then the bailey's then the vinegar, then the Jager and finally the last shot of chartruese! Do not mix the ingredients, must be taken as five independent shots.....
You'll need a barf bag if you try the bourbon street barf bag!
by GEAU MAUMAH October 27, 2021
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Air bag

(verb) - It's when a guy is going down on a girl and she queefs, or farts from her vagina, into his mouth and results his cheeks puffing out like inflated air bags.
Hey dude, I've never thought this would happen in a million years, but Kim just air bagged me last night
by footballrocksgmail August 18, 2014
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Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
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