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Fox News

A news show starting with the intent of relaying news about fox's, and fox related things turned very political channel for smilingly no reason. In an interview, multiple talk show hosts have said that the foxes spoke to them, and that the only politics they knew were from the mouth of the animal itself. while some viewed these as jokes, they were neither said in a joking tone, and the words themselves had no joke in it. At first It was believed that the switch was due to lack of fox related content, but the hosts deny this whole-heartily saying "it's what the foxes thought was best."
Guy 1: do you like Fox News?
Guy 2: yeah! I love it.

Guy 1: huh? I thought you were really left leaning..
Guy 2: what the fuck do foxes have to do with politics?

Guy 1: ohhh. You haven't seen the show since the switch.
Guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about?
by bestie b0b0 November 15, 2021
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New Flyer Xcelsior

Xcelsior is a line of transpotation vehicles, first being seen as an XDE40 in a promo for the line of buses.
Man, the Nova Bus LFS looks worse compared to New Flyer Xcelsior.
by Jan Visian September 19, 2023
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New school

No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.
The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.
Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.
by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025
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The most bizarre news covered by ONTD

The community came to existence in 2004 by teens Erin Lang, Bri Draffen, and Breniecia Reuben.

ONTD publishes a mean of 100 member posts every day, with most articles getting between 100 and 500 remarks on average.

The community moderators post a weekly article called”Free for All Friday” (or”FFAF”) that enables members to post hyperlinks remarks. These free-for-all articles have often enlarged to include community discussion posts for significant pop culture events such as the Academy Awards, the Olympics (called”Free for All Olympics” or”FFAO” posts), and Saturday Night Live seeing posts.

As well as members submitting the articles themselves, ONTD depends heavily on user involvement in the comments section. It is where members may express their views on posts. Members often illustrate their reaction to a particular news item. Submitting an animated GIF image represented their feelings.
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The most bizarre news covered by ONTD
by success007 November 17, 2020
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New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.
Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.
by itzmillicent June 26, 2025
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New Mexico Monsoon

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans
"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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