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Spaghetti Kid

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.
"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"
by The Grass Master September 9, 2018
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Hamilton Kid

The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.

This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
by AlhareHopkins April 28, 2024
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Mooney kids

Girl: she just yelled at the waiter because she put a lemon in her water

Boy: yea that’s definitely one of those Mooney kids
by Makingwordsthatareaccurate February 14, 2019
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SJS kid

A word to define a person who acts like a stupid child.
That guy is such an SJS kid, he keeps acting like a child
by VIETNAME FARMER November 29, 2021
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One of those kids

by notoneofthosekids November 9, 2019
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Banana kid

A type of user on sketchersUnited.org that probably is 9 years old and came from DeviantArt

They are called like that because most of them are into the "banana spiltz movie" fandom and post stuff like "5 nights at teletubbies my Verizon" or "bloodshed at Disney channel+"

They usually have a ridiculous amount of followers (about 100 or 200 which is a lot for Sketchersunited.org ) compared to actual artists that know how to draw
Yesterday i saw a banana kid.
I want to remove my eyes
by Sour idiot September 28, 2022
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band kid

by phoebeebebebbebeee August 1, 2023
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