Jack farrell

Certified cunt

Jack farrell is a certified cunt

by Bottom69 July 30, 2019

jack austin

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.

I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.

by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020

Jack

biggest pp ever
also hates dumb bitches named olivia

jack is cool yea

by mskkebensjd April 22, 2020

Jack

He will be your everything, he will be the reason you get up in the morning, the reason you want days to go by faster just to see him. He is charming and charismatic, he will make all of your dreams come true. You never want to hurt him, he has been through enough, you want to be the best version of yourself for him, but you fear that you weren’t. You fear that you lost him because you couldn’t match the grace he showed you. He is hardworking, funny, can draw people together, he manages to handle every situation perfectly. He truly is the jack of all trades and masters anything he does with ease. He is creative, and equally as calculated. Nobody ever gives him enough credit, not even himself.

Jack of your reading this, I never meant to hurt you, you never deserved the things I said.

Jack is incredible, and should never settle for anything less than he deserves.

by mc_12345678 December 9, 2025

Jack

Has a large cock! At times can be a little odd and difficult to make plans with, unless it’s plans to go fishing. Usually uses the gym or Barbara as an excuse to not do things. Enjoys pyro and rock n roll. Jack’s are usually high on weed…

Trent- Where is Jack?

Josh- he bailed
Trent- Typical

by Trinklebear November 23, 2021

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022