You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.
So this is what's happening here:
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Get the What's happening heremug. When you are exteremley mad and your gen alpha side takes over and start saying brainrot terms as an evolution of Erm what da sigma. :3 this phrase is based off a meme
by kilo kilo no mi January 25, 2025
Get the erm what the sigma skibidimug. 
by Mohit huh November 23, 2021
Get the Whatmug. .
《¤》Like《¤》Messenger《¤》Oak《¤》Knew《¤》What《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Was《¤》Doing《¤》liUke《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》knUew《¤》whUat《¤》I《¤》wAs《¤》doIng《¤》《¤》likE《¤》i《¤》kneW《¤》whaT《¤》I《¤》waS《¤》doinG《¤》
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Like《¤》Messenger《¤》Oak《¤》Knew《¤》What《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Was《¤》Doing《¤》liUke《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》knUew《¤》whUat《¤》I《¤》wAs《¤》doIng《¤》《¤》likE《¤》i《¤》kneW《¤》whaT《¤》I《¤》waS《¤》doinG《¤》mug. A colloquial term to describe the nonchalance felt by all those who embody the ideology of "doing what he want".
Why'd you take a shower with my sister? Baby do what he want.
Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.
Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.
by SteeleUrNan June 22, 2021
Get the Baby do what he wantmug. This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
Get the What do farmers love but astronauts hate?mug.