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New Vooperis

New Vooperis is a planet rules by the Royal Council but is under jurisdiction of the United Federations. The best place to go to get a girlfriend and then find out she's a goddess wanting to take over the world, its also a good place to die... Did I mention a its a good place to do some tourism? No... Probably cause it isnt
The people: New Vooperis is a corrupt Federation that should be brought down.

Government: if you hate us so much we arrange to have you hanged
by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020
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New Good Windows Boy Humour

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad
by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022
mugGet the New Good Windows Boy Humourmug.

the new 3

I swear I’m gon’ be the new 3”
by ttterkel January 7, 2018
mugGet the the new 3mug.

New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
mugGet the New friendsmug.

news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day
Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?
by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023
mugGet the newsmug.

New York Redneck

A guy who lives in NY state who mows lawn for a living and has random outburst when he doesn’t take his pills on time which results in rage quitting in the online community.
Dang it Tim got upset again and pulled a New York Redneck.
by EPMark December 20, 2023
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new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.
Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...
by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011
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