cum pickle

when someone you are sexually attracted to makes you cum but you also find yourself pickle

"bro you make me cum pickle" "bro omg thats so hot:

by inoxske November 06, 2021

cum royale

when you cum while playing a battle royale

hey me and elias jordan had a cum royale

did you see jayden rubio and diego luna have a cum royale last night?

by nathan alexander pando November 14, 2020

Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude

Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum

by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023

Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.

Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.

by Colin12 June 14, 2022

Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 02, 2019

cum apologist

A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.

(Not meaning pro-life)

Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"

by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022

violent cum

the idea here is the cummmmm makes all the noise. we just hit it man all over her y she never looks back y the cum is hers y only hers she fights everything. ñ look cummm hererererer

just love me with your…… add here violent cum

by cum J October 16, 2023