Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

cats

no matter your opinion cats are angels, a gift from god yet some humans hate them that is why they turn on you

god:lets make angels for humans
humans:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cats:ultimite beings

by Frost78910 February 12, 2025

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere

A cat is a amazing creature

by The Real Bigg daddy June 16, 2019

Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels

Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!

by Doritozkill January 11, 2024

Cat

for the most part loveable and generous animal but there know to come off as aggressive and rude sometimes. Cats can come in any shape and size and sometimes they have no fur 'the sphnyx cat'. They are usually a house hold pet. And dogs tend to not like them so you might wanna live with only one of the animals. If your thinking about getting one you need to be prepared for that.

My cat is brown and white

by ElizaJane25 March 25, 2017