woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken

Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

by Otisthunderdog April 18, 2024

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woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken

Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

by Otisthunderdog April 18, 2024

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Turkish brown chicken

A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.

Brad-I did the Turkish brown chicken with my boyfriend yesterday it was so nice!

by CockRoacher69 April 18, 2024

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A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.

:Yo John

:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!

by The original chicken maker April 22, 2024

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