Douche Bag

A man who is douchey

"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"

zach is a douche bag

by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010

d-bag

the douche-like version of the word douchebag.

the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.

"omg that guy is such a d-bag"
"dude you are a douchbag just for saying the word 'd-bag'

by rainbowlicker August 20, 2009

joy bag

"joy bag" is a condom

"joy bag" can find it at George Carlin's web site

by NordStar April 3, 2010

douche bag

A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.

You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.

by turbododge April 11, 2010

v bag

V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head

#1: yeah me and my girl split up

#2: What why you two wee so good together

#1: She turned out to be a V bag.

#2: man tough break

by the suckmeister April 18, 2010

shag-bagged

to be screwed on a dope deal.

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."

by dreadsocks April 23, 2010

Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010