consecutive nuts

when a male keeps,,,yk,,,,nutting in yo mouth continuously

Person 1: omg person 2 srsly has a thing for consecutive nuts! person 2 start creaming bc they think consecutive nutting is hot.
person 2: insert flushed emoji here

by npe4 September 27, 2021

Deez Nuts

A joke made by individual to mention something as in...
These Testicles
If a word sounds familiar or they asked a question familiar

That's when you know They said Deez nuts

Stranger: Yo man do you know who Deez is
You: No I don't know who Deez is
Stranger: DEEZ NUTS

by Saaalurmel May 22, 2022

the ginger nuts

A ginger, (preferabbly with the name jamie L.) will proceed to lift up ones eyelid, sticking the tip between the eyelid and eye and finishing into the back of the eye while fingering their bum.

I dont even need contact lenses anymore, jamie did the ginger nuts on me!

by eddthomp June 13, 2023

Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.

My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.

by White Chocolate Wonderful July 8, 2021

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
Pocket light swords

Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts

by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022