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Friends

who? I don't have friends
A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.
by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021
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Just A Friend

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend. You’ll find a fella tongue kissin’ your girl in the mouth if she says that.
Are you with anyone?”

“Oh, I have just a friend.”
by WHITE2570 September 21, 2023
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friends

friends are like barbies
by beckygirlah October 22, 2019
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National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
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Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.
Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.
by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023
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friend or faux?

Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.
She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?
by Monkey's Dad October 6, 2020
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Best Friend

A person any gender and any race or ethnicity or even an animal that has your back no matter what. Down to ride a shoulder to lean on and never give up on you. A bsf is no toxic or bring you down or get jealous of you. They encourage you saying that you are worth something and worth fighting for. Bsf do everything together even if the others have strict parents yall both find a way to support one another. A bsf is someone you can trust and share secrets with and do all nighter on the phone and call each other silly or mean names and know that y'all were just kidding about it. Never get hurt or mad when you tell them the truth to help them. A bsf will never leave you hanging and never forget about you. If yall ever fight and get back as friends over the biggest fight and smallest fights yall are true best friends. If that person helps you and guides you along the way, never gets jealous of you or tries to replace you, that is a good friend. Someone with whom one shares the strongest possible kind of friendship. Your bsf knows you in and out prolly even better than you know yourself and best friend isn't just a friend or anybody they have that title other half twin or Bestfriend because they know you therefore you and deserve that title so dont go throwing that tittle around like it’s a game of catch cause it’s not it’s a serious title.
Their are 7.8 billion people in the world I hope you find your bsf

Written 12/20/2020
I love my bestfriend he always got my back.A person any gender and any race or ethnicity or even an animal that has your back no matter what. Down to ride a shoulder to lean on and never give up on you. A bsf is no toxic or bring you down or get jealous of you. They encourage you saying that you are worth something and worth fighting for. Bsf do everything together even if the others have strict parents yall both find a way to support one another. A bsf is someone you can trust and share secrets with and do all nighter on the phone and call each other silly or mean names and know that y'all were just kidding about it. Never get hurt or mad when you tell them the truth to help them. A bsf will never leave you hanging and never forget about you. If yall ever fight and get back as friends over the biggest fight and smallest fights yall are true best friends. If that person helps you and guides you along the way, never gets jealous of you or tries to replace you, that is a good friend. Someone with whom one shares the strongest possible kind of friendship. Your bsf knows you in and out prolly even better than you know yourself and best friend isn't just a friend or anybody they have that title other half twin or Bestfriend because they know you therefore you and deserve that title so dont go throwing that tittle around like it’s a game of catch cause it’s not it’s a serious title.
Their are 7.8 billion people in the world I hope you find your bsf

Written 12/20/2020
by B A N A NA December 20, 2020
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