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Declaration of a New Order

A speech given by Chancellor Palpatine that makes it so The Great Jedi Purge is enacted and that the Galactic Repunlic is now an empire.
Start of Declaration of a New Order
Palpatine: ...and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled.
Bail Organa: What's happened?
Padmé Amidala: The chancellor's been elaborating on a plot by the Jedi, to overthrow the senate.
Palpatine: The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated!
(cut)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not even the younglings survived..
Yoda: This.. padawan.. killed, not by clones, but by a lightsaber, he was...
Obi-Wan: Who? Who could've done this?
(cut)
(Anakin killing separatists)
(cut)
Palpatine: The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but i assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!
(cut to mustafar)
Rune Haako: Stop! No!
(Rune Haako gets killed by Anakin)
(cut)
Palpatine: In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society!
Padmé Amidala: So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
(cut back to mustafar)
Nute Gunray: The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us peace! we only want- SHEAEAGH!

(Nute Gunray is slashed down by Anakin Skywalker)
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When you ment to spell knew, but you spelt new, and you doubled down
I new how to spell knew, I just forgot the k.
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New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty
Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?
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a new fye

Kori: yur i just got a new fye
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King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!
You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
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New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out
My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.
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New hair syndrome

New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror
1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!

2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!

3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!

4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!

5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
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