kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

by markhonci December 28, 2009

you act like a kid

You act like you ain’t got no type of sense and act like your 2 years of age

“You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.

by Kaykayorkay November 09, 2022

Carl kid

The first name of a child that goes by there middle name because who would call a kid Carl?

Person: Hey Carl!
Carl kid: That isn't my name.

by puf_doge November 06, 2020

Pull Ups Kid

Probably that one kid in your Gym class that you didn’t even know existed but then he randomly joins your group and now you and your friends are stuck with him. Then he starts talking about how many pull ups he can do and won’t stop doing them and keeps showing off only to do 3 pull ups.

Woah Pull Ups Kid...Wow that’s a lot of pull ups wow I care so much

by CheeseWithSauce January 07, 2021

Soda kid/Juice Kid

Annoying kids that when they show up to your house ask for nothing but soda and juice.

A Soda Kid/Juice Kid:
Do you have Juice? No sorry :/
Can I have some soda for the kids? Umm we have tea :0

by BootyKillerKing February 07, 2023

territorial kid

someone who nags about THEIR spot.

Those some territorial kids, always bragging about the pool spot and how they found it and it's theirs.

by monster b boy July 18, 2010

half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 14, 2022