What's causing all the autism

I don't know, stop fucking your sister maybe. You God told you not to fuck your sister. You did it anyway. And then you started a cult to extole the virtues of sister fucking.

Hym "What's causing all the autism? Probably all the incest, quasi-incest, and accidental genetically similar attraction incest. Let, she looks like your sister because you live in the same family tree somewhere down the line. You made an incest cult. Stop fucking your sister or stop complaining about the autism. You can't have it bith ways."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023

Erm what the sigma

When someone is introduced to something that is too sigmatic for them

Jordan: I hit that fattys gyatt yesterday
Bob: erm what the sigma

by Gyattingsigma May 8, 2024

you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up

shut up you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025

what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket

Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket

by DaCuber28 May 5, 2023

It is what it is

A covert way of telling someone you’re in love with them

I know we haven’t dated long, but I think it is what it is.

by The real Joe Rogan May 22, 2020