Equal opportunity friend 

A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.

"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".

Equal opportunity friend by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011

sister by friend 

A sister by friend is the wife of your brother from another mother.

Suz is my sister by friend as she is married to my brother from another mother Jonathan, said Josh.

sister by friend by J2S-PewPewPew March 12, 2014

My racially challenged friend 

A phrase usually used by a upper class white kid to replace the n word

What's up my racially challenged friend

My racially challenged friend by Bigboy817 February 27, 2020

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend by Older March 25, 2021

get your friend called jade a gift day 

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift

you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh

get your friend called jade a gift day by kayyykayy May 13, 2021

Colorful friendship 

A black chick who loves a white man and they have asian babies. And there grandparents are indian.

Vaishnavi has a colorful friendship with a white person.

Colorful friendship by Straightasacircle July 9, 2014

friend of bob 

The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.

I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.

friend of bob by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004