Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford October 01, 2023

Cheese kabob

When you have anal sex with a fat woman and while pulling out she lets little farts come out

When I pulled out of Olga I heard some cheese kabobs come out

by Ref92 February 28, 2021

midnight cheese

Cheese that you eat straight from the package in the middle of the night for no goddamn reason.

I was pretty hungry last night, so I went and got some midnight cheese.

by JuanManClaus June 02, 2019

Strickland of Cheese

A title for someone who is a gay lil' bitch boy who thinks he knows everything.

Person 1: Man, Aedin is a real Strickland of Cheese.
Person 2: What the fuck does that mean?

by Cheese Strickland November 26, 2023

String Cheese

To leave, to go away, or to peel out.

String Cheese time.

I need to string cheese.

by UGAK January 23, 2024

String Cheese

When a woman shits her self in a thong and the poop splits in the pants giving the apperance of String Cheese

Did you hear Martha String Cheesed herself?

by BIGGBOIIJOHN February 26, 2021

String Cheese

The act of pouring molten Mozzarella down the urethra and pulling it out as string cheese.

Yo I did string cheese last night and now my urethra has closed up. Anyway want some string cheese?

by CheesamusMaximus June 12, 2020