friends

A show or something you don't have

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure

Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!

by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022

That one friend

who does all the work.

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo

by Quaxelia May 1, 2023

Best friend

A best friend oh wow how do I get started. A best friend is a person you can trust, a person that if your crying on your knees will come right up to you and stop anything in the world just to help you get back up again but would also be right by your side when your at your happiest but who would also be right next to you goofing around with you when your all goofy, a person who makes you be your happiest and helps you through all your tough times no matter how busy they are. A best friend is a person who will stay right next to you every step of the way all through memories, achievements, holidays, weddings, births, party’s and deaths but a best friend is also someone who you would drop the world for even if you doing something super important that person would come first no matter what the important thing is that person, your person is more important. A best friend is not always someone you meet at birth or in primary school a best friend is a person you straight away feel attached to like a magnet and when separated even if it’s for a day your inner magnet feels that huge urge to go see them again. A best friend is someone who yes you might have MANY fights with but those fights just are little blips because of how close you are. And no matter how big the fight is you instantly feel bad and your hung up on it for ages and ages till you both speak again and apologies and that apology is the best feeling. Your best friend is the person who trusts you the most and you trust th

This is my Best Friend! 💗🤩

by Lou Lou lis January 7, 2022

mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

Friends

Something you don't have.

Did you see billy, he has no friends!

by Probrobos October 6, 2020

Friends

The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.

and your mom

"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"

by heyyohereshego November 21, 2021

partial friend

A relationship where they establish a support system without any intention of actually caring.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"Cool," leaves, that's such a partial friend, no hug, no sympathy, no follow up, just no fucks given

by izziebela September 15, 2021